Cheating Death

So there I was, driving 60 miles an hour, the hot air spewing from my car heater making me drowsy.... I remembered trying to keep awake... I remembered screaming obsscenities just so I'd wake up from the seeming stupor the hot air got me into... I remembered seeing the big red STOP sign ahead of me.... I remembered telling myself to stop... But then I continued on.... And when the STOP sign loomed right in front of me, that's when I suddenly remembered I was supposed to stop... And so, driving 60 miles an hour, I suddenly hit my brakes. I heard the tires squealing so loud, felt my heart stopped beating for a split second, and then I did stop in the middle of the road, where the oncoming cars could have hit me head on.

And then I drove on... but my kness started shaking so bad... I was having a hard time breathing... And I felt my whole body tremble.

It suddenly hit me. I drove past the big red STOP sign at 60 miles an hour! I could've died if there were cars around! It would have been my fault. Someone else could have died if he hit my car! And it would have been all my fault!

And there in the middle of the road, I thanked God that I didn't hurt anybody, that there were no oncoming cars, that nothing happened.

Oh my God! I almost died!